SCENE ONE: Little Old Lady
Surely, the old biddy with the walking thing can't be that much of a threat, can she?
Oh...she's so sweet! No threat at all.
She makes polite conversation! But she says "Your baby is gonna burn"...which isn't right for an old lady, now is it?
Oh wow...don't ask the old lady to apologize...she gets quite pissed. And then she'll start screaming and attempt to eat an innocent bystander. But it's not over yet...
"Now you're all gonna die!"
Not only is she a wannabe vampire, but she's also Spiderman! Never underestimate that kind old lady from around the corner...
Oh no! She's dead! Silly Dennis Quaid, why'd you have to shoot her? This whole movie would have been more interesting had she been the real villain!
SCENE TWO: Scretchy.
Here we have a guy who looks a little lanky. But hey...wanna look even more stupid? Just follow these steps:
Just stretch your right arm out...
...don't forget about your left arm and fingers...
...(if you don't die of laughing like I am now) try and live up to the term 'big mouth'...
...and you're OFF! Good luck with your forthcoming lankiness and inability to walk properly!
Haven't seen Legion? Don't worry. While it is very funny, I just showed you the best moments of the movie: where we can confirm that this movie is nothing but a piece of garbage. If you're interested, here's the full trailer:
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