Quick Limerick Reviews: Anonymous, One Day, Fright Night + More

Yeah, I'm rolling out the poetry again...even though I dislike it to no end. Just in case you don't know what a limerick is, here is the buzz:
-There are five lines.
-Lines 1, 2 and 5 all rhyme with one another. Lines 3 and 4 rhyme with one another, too.
-Lines 1, 2 and 5 have between 7 and 10 syllables in each line.
-Lines 3 and 4 should have between 5 and 7 syllables in each line.
-Ideally, it should be funny (here's hoping).

With these stellar creations that are all about the syllables, I shall be reviewing Anonymous, One Day, Fright Night, Tanner Hall and The Three Musketeers.

Anonymous (2011)

So you think Shakespeare is a fraud?

That sure is a question for the bored.

And hath boring it is

Very pretty, but no fizz

And no apocalypse, thank the lord.

What I got:

One Day (2011)

Is it really that hard to be a Brit?

Or make romance that is romantic?

Good idea, at the time

But just as sweet as a lime

And Anne Hathaway's accent is shit.

What I got:

Fright Night (2011)

Another remake, what a surprise!

Its strange the things that money buys,

There aren't many scares,

Nor is it a funny affair,

But Anton Yelchin is still a cuddly guy.

What I got:

Tanner Hall (2009)

Back when Rooney Mara had long hair

And no dragon tattoos to wear

Being a girl was hard

But it's vision is quite marred

Still, here's the start of Rooney's big career.

What I got:

The Three Musketeers (2011)

A classic novel, the way to go

Just make it work for generation 'whoa'

Stick in some flying boats,

Then it's only fun for goats,

Is it at all cool? Heavens no.

What I got:

What do you think of these movies? Have any poetry to share about them?